Thanks all, and sorry for the lack of decorum BDA!
But no-one need resort to gunpoint just to drive one, just coming down to southeastern NC and helping out will earn a drive!
Got to spend some time in and underneath this weekend, overall looks pretty solid. Brake master cylinder and clutch master and slave cylinders will definitely need to be rebuilt, and most rubber bushes will need replacement. Pulled apart one of the rear brakes, overall looked pretty good so cleaned up and rebuilt with existing pieces - might get away with just a new rubber dust jacket for the cylinder - will see what I see with the other one when I can get into it, hopefully next weekend.
Ideally I'll get the suspension and brakes cleaned up and put back together over the winter and have a driver I can use some in the spring and summer to determine how much deeper I need to go before really using it as it was intended.