Okay, so the puzzle is solved. I found the explanation. I'm not needing an engine rebuild this time. But I might owe a beer or two.
I went to the garage and sucked up the green fluid with a syringe and put it into a glass jar. It didn't separate in water and oil as I was expecting it to, but I put it aside and thought it would probably do so overnight.
Since I couldn't borrow a coolant pressure tester until the day after, I was left to thinking a lot more about the ideas and questions in this thread:
Nobody has put oil into the oil filler (I'm the only one working on it).
Engine hasn't been jet washed. It's leaking oil from the cork gasket, but even though I have washed it with a brush before going to the MOT test that was all a month ago, and if water would be sucked in, it would have been mixed a lot more.
The green stuff was only in the valve parts close to the oil filler. And very strangely on the top of a bolt as if only this part of the engine had been flooded with water.
And as several suggested, it just didn't look like normal mixup of engine oil and water.
I then realized that the engine had in fact been flooded, but it was with oil as I was topping it up. Reading the dipstick I knew that it could take about half a liter and that's what I poured into the oil filler. It always almost blocks the hole so I always wait a couple minutes for it to drain to the sump before taking a new reading of the dipstick. I also did that the week before.
What if the oil was somehow bad?, I thought, and went into the workshop and poured some oil into another glass jar. No, it looked perfectly normal, brown and clear as new oil does. I went to the garage, still with the jar in my hand, and couldn't believe my eyes: The fresh oil now had a green color just as the color I saw through the oil filler the week before.
Then it dawned on me:
Above the engine was hanging my powerful LED work light. I was using a LED flashlight to shine into the oil filler. Pictures was taken with my phone, using the LED flash...
And I have neon lights in my workshop.
What I thought was coolant fluid was in fact the LED light making a green reflection of the fresh oil. I don't know what it is, it must be one of the unmolested additives that does it. So the green fluid in my initial photo is fresh oil and that explains why it was only in the oil filler area.
The first photo below shows what I initially saw through the oil filler. The other two are of the fresh oil, one with and one without light from my LED flashlight. I guess you could call this some kind of a light-bulp moment.